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  WARNING:  Jeff is a Canadian with a Minnesota accent Living in the USA !! 

About Jeff 

Every once in a while someone comes along that enriches the World.  Whether it's the way they raise their family, their dedication to their job, or just the joy and love in the way they live their lives, that you can't help but have a bit of it rub off on you.

I prefer to work with machines.  Not that I'm not all for spreading joy and love.  Its just that there are a LOT of old toys, gadgets and electronic gizmos - and only so many free time hours, especially around The 'Zoo.

Most of my vehicles get rewired before their first tank of gas.  All of my motorcycles had more stuff bolted onto them than you would have expected to fall off the back of those scrap trucks that you follow on the highway.  (I'm not a Chopper - minimalist type of fellow - this year...)  Something about playing with grease and gas, and then having it not blow up, appeals to me.

I'm also not one of those yuppie motorheads that buy brand new toys and sip their lattés at the BMW dealership on Saturday morning.  I can't afford it, or I would be.  So for now, I take classics that were hot dream machines when I was a kid (like the 1981 Toyota Celica) and love them back to life.

I could blab on and on about myself, but you have better things to do with your time.  And I've got to sleep some time.

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  1. Jeff can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Jeff.
  3. Jeff can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  4. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Jeff!
  5. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Jeff.
  6. Jeff can use only about ten percent of his brain.
  7. Scientists have discovered that Jeff can smell the presence of autism in children!
  8. The horns of Jeff are made entirely from hair!
  9. A Jeffometer is used to measure Jeff.
  10. Jeff can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!

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